{{Note|text = This trollpasta is partially based on a true story involving Flower and her encounters with shock sites back in 2014. The story below contains a lot of references to scatophilia, and it should not be read by anybody who doesn't wish to be exposed with this kind of stuff.}}{{NSFW}}It all began on a Friday afternoon. My mom went out on a date with her boyfriend since my parents were divorced, and I haven't seen my dad for eight years. I was bored, and everything was silent around me. Then, I had an idea, and that idea was trying to find some porn and hentai videos to fap to. While trying to find a porn video, it suddenly out of nowhere redirected me to a porn site dedicated to scat porn, and I was disgusted, but was brave enough to go handle toilet humor.
When I clicked on one video, it depicted a sexy but devilish woman sitting on a man's face, shitting inside his mouth and he eats the shit and after that pukes on the woman's anus. It was so disgusting that I almost threw up on my keyboard, and it was nearly impossible to fap to it. I then clicked on an another video, and this time it depicted a woman pissing and shitting in her own panties, and she starts licking and eating the shit mixed with piss from the panties. I got queasy even more, but the last video was way more worse, and I wish I never watched it in the first place.
It was a 20-minute video containing a cavalcade of feces and urine orgy. There was people covered in shit fucking people everywhere, a woman forced to drink a man's urine from his penis, a couple eating crap and drinking pee together, and several other disgusting crap. It was so disgusting that I threw up all over my bedroom, and I was unable to click the "close" button since the entire site was filled with unstoppable porn ads, and I was supposed to download Adblock on my browser, but had no time for professional reasons. When the video was finally over, I hit the close button and deleted my browsing history.
When my mom came home from the date and asked me if everything was ok, I answered with a nervous "yes", and tried of not thinking the scat porn I watched. She then asked me why there is vomit in my entire room, and I replied that there was a drunk man who kept knocking on my door and pressured me to drink beer against my will. She didn't believe that story, and she instead unexpectedly grounded me just because I was lying.